UPJOKE
snivelcryweepblubberbawlsnufflesnifflesobcrieroutcryrameflagrantlyhollercheephalloo

I own a fish that can talk.

I asked him, "What lights up your night?"

He said "Blub".


Sorry, he's a bit dyslexic.

Laughter is the Best Medicine. OK Reddit, whats the best 9/11 Joke You've Ever Heard?

Q: How Many New Yorkers Does it Take to Screw in a Light Blub?

A: None - they all jump out of the building when it gets too hot

Not the best, I admit. But yeah - top that.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.