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I own a fish that can talk.

I asked him, "What lights up your night?"

He said "Blub".


Sorry, he's a bit dyslexic.
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Laughter is the Best Medicine. OK Reddit, whats the best 9/11 Joke You've Ever Heard?

Q: How Many New Yorkers Does it Take to Screw in a Light Blub?

A: None - they all jump out of the building when it gets too hot

Not the best, I admit. But yeah - top that.
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