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Billionaires Jokes

Jokes about drowning billionaires are disgusting.

I mean, how low can you go?

A billionaire buys an elephant

Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: So, how's your home life?

The other answers: Couldn't be better! I bought an elephant!

The other guy looks at him astonished: An elephant? Have you gone mad?

The guy replies, smiling: Oh, man, ...

Why do billionaires want to go to space so badly?

Because guillotines require gravity to operate.

So I asked seven billionaires, "What's the secret to your success?" and they all said the same thing!

"How did you get into my mansion?"

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three. Two to get murdered and one to never get over it.

Most billionaires are really just rounded up millionaires.

The haves and the have yachts.

Three billionaires are out golfing together

Suddenly, a ringing sound is heard. The first of the three pulls an earpiece out of his pocket and takes a call. When finished, he brags to the others about how fancy it is.

After some time, another phone starts ringing. The second man starts talking seemingly into this air. When asked, he ex...

Kendall Jenner is the worlds youngest billionaire

She’s followed in her father’s footsteps in becoming a self-made woman

Why can't any billionaires buy the universe?

Because it's too *expansive*

USA elected a billionaire that is appointing other billionaires to fix the system that made them billionaires

I laughed so hard thinking about this on the dinner table

What do you call it when some billionaires smoke pot?

High society

Billionaires and Christians have a lot in common.

For instance, just like Jesus, Jeffrey Epstein died for their sins.

What do parties hosted by billionaires have in common with hardware stores?

They're both filled with tools.

There Are 492 Billionaires In The U.S

And Not One Of Those Losers Has Decided To Become Batman.

I heard the billionaires are rebuilding the Cathedral,

At least it's not destroyed, it's just Notre Dame-aged.

I like watching World Cup even though I don’t know anything about football

Sitting on the couch with a cold beer and watch those millionaires and billionaires running on the field, tiring themselves to half death just to entertain me, what a successful life!

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