A billionaire buys an elephant

Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: So, how's your home life?

The other answers: Couldn't be better! I bought an elephant!

The other guy looks at him astonished: An elephant? Have you gone mad?

The guy replies, smiling: Oh, man, ...

Three billionaires are out golfing together

Suddenly, a ringing sound is heard. The first of the three pulls an earpiece out of his pocket and takes a call. When finished, he brags to the others about how fancy it is.

After some time, another phone starts ringing. The second man starts talking seemingly into this air. When asked, he ex...

What do you call 3 billionaires going to outer space?

A good start.

i heard on the news that some message board site is bankrupting wall street billionaires

"reddit?"

no i said i HEARD it

Why can't any billionaires buy the universe?

Because it's too *expansive*

What do you call it when some billionaires smoke pot?

High society

I made a meme about billionaires and their wealth...

...but I couldn't share it.

How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero ?

Three. Two to die and one to never get over it.

Two billionaires, Bill and Mark are talking:

Bill: "Do you know how to become a millionaire?"

Mark: "How?"

Bill: "Get married."

What do parties hosted by billionaires have in common with hardware stores?

They're both filled with tools.

Billionaires and Christians have a lot in common.

For instance, just like Jesus, Jeffrey Epstein died for their sins.

NSFW How many billionaires and politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They don’t screw in light bulbs. They screw in Epstein’s plane.

There Are 492 Billionaires In The U.S

And Not One Of Those Losers Has Decided To Become Batman.

I heard the billionaires are rebuilding the Cathedral,

At least it's not destroyed, it's just Notre Dame-aged.

USA elected a billionaire that is appointing other billionaires to fix the system that made them billionaires

I laughed so hard thinking about this on the dinner table

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