Big Buddy Jokes

Horny Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens.

When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for ... read more

So a drunk driver is flying down the highway and a cop pulls him over. Before the cop can even tell the man anything, the drunk slurs to the officer,

"Officer you gotta help me! Are there 3 foot penguins?"

Shocked but obviously amused by the drunk he plays along.

"Yeah they get... read more