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A burly sailor gets brought into an infirmary staffed by a bunch of postulate nuns, girls barely 18 preparing to become full nuns, and of course, supervised by a few gruff looking nuns.

Being good Catholics in a small Newfoundland seaside town, such oddities rarely found their way to their front door. The elder nuns insisted that only they would attend to him. The next evening there was a crash and a scream!! The sister ran out the door as fast as she could.

Sister Marry Cla...

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Some people are just like Muppets.

They'll suddenly become full of life if you stick your arm up their butts and shake it.

When I post a joke on my ten year cake day, it automatically becomes a dad joke.

It's become full groan...

A bus full of ugly people drives off a cliff.

They all make it to Heaven. When they get there God makes them all form a single-file line before the pearly gates and explains to them that as you enter paradise, you can make one wish, so long as it's not to come back to life or anything that interferes with the world of the living.

The...

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The Priests final test

There were 5 Priests-to-be in a room, each were at the final stages of their tests to become full priests. The test involved tying a bell to their penis and having a sexy woman walk by them, if the bell rang they failed.


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The sexy woman entered the room and walked past...

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