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Barnacles Jokes

You can't really blame barnacles for being clingy...

They're just a little shellfish.

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The Cruise Joke

A man and his girlfriend are on a cruise, and, one night, the man shows her a ring and asks:

"Darling, will you marry me?"

The girl, who wanted a true demonstration of love, threw the ring into the ocean, and then said:

"If you find it, I'll marry you"

The man, desperatel...

Where do fisherman keep their horses

In their BARNacles.

-Made it up today for my little cousin who rolled his eyes. Gf thought it was funny.

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