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North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.

Iran bans Americans from traveling there.

Won't beheading there anymore

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When social media bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...

lactose intolerance.

Trump BANS the sale of shredded cheese

He wants to make America grate again

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Did you hear about the law that bans anal sex?

It's a law that I can't get behind.

64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire

christians: i can’t believe this

romans: correct

What do you call it when an authoritarian state bans alcohol?

Teetotaltarianism.

Where do you go after r/food bans you?

A food court.

Saudi Arabia bans chess, calling it a dangerous game

Because:

1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.

2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.

3. Queen is more powerful than the King.

4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.

5. And....there's only one Queen

The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.

His name was No-straw-damus.

Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs

He was quoted as says, "well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office".

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