When social media bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...
lactose intolerance.
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Trump BANS the sale of shredded cheese
He wants to make America grate again
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Did you hear about the law that bans anal sex?
It's a law that I can't get behind.
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64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire
christians: i canβt believe this
romans: correct
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What do you call it when an authoritarian state bans alcohol?
Teetotaltarianism.
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Where do you go after r/food bans you?
A food court.
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Saudi Arabia bans chess, calling it a dangerous game
Because:
1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. And....there's only one Queen
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The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.
His name was No-straw-damus.
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Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs
He was quoted as says, "well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office".
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