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North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.
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Iran bans Americans from traveling there.

Won't beheading there anymore
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When social media bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...

lactose intolerance.

Trump BANS the sale of shredded cheese

He wants to make America grate again
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Did you hear about the law that bans anal sex?

It's a law that I can't get behind.

64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire

christians: i can’t believe this

romans: correct
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What do you call it when an authoritarian state bans alcohol?

Teetotaltarianism.
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Where do you go after r/food bans you?

A food court.
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Saudi Arabia bans chess, calling it a dangerous game

Because:

1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.

2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.

3. Queen is more powerful than the King.

4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.

5. And....there's only one Queen
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The plastic straw bans now happening in many cities were predicted by a 16th Century prophet.

His name was No-straw-damus.
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Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs

He was quoted as says, "well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office".
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