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Baiter Jokes

A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter"

*He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."

I have the best job in the pest control company.

I am the master baiter

When I was younger I had a job baiting fish hooks down the docks.

I started off as an apprentice but by the time I left I was a Master baiter.

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A Master Baiter.

what do you call a man who can catch 10 fish with 1 worm?

A master-baiter

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A woman contacts her brother-in-law last minute to ask him to watch her daughter for the day...

The brother-in-law, Tim, grudgingly agrees. He picks the girl up and takes her down to the shoreline where he works.

"Do you know what I do for a living?"

She nods. "You're a fisherman, right?"

"Well, kind of. See, we get a lot of fish around here, and in order to catch as ma...

What do you call a professional troll?

A master baiter.

I'll see myself out.

My mate has just won an award for beating another 12 men in a bait digging contest.He has now been crowned.

The master baiter.

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I thought I heard my brother jerking off in the room next-door.

I looked into the room and turns out he was just slapping his leg. What can I say, he's a master baiter.

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I got a new good horny fishing pole...

I call it the Master-Baiter

Whenever I go out fishing with my girls...

I catch fish really quickly and really well

They say I am the Master-Baiter

I have tricked so many people, for so long, that now I am a

Serial Master Baiter.

What do you call someone who is skilled at using lures to catch fish?

A master baiter

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Why are fishermen such wankers?

Coz they're master baiters.

Two fishermen were fishing off the rocks...

The first fishermen was catching fish so fast they we're practically jumping straight into his bucket.

The second fishermen asked the first what his secret was. To which the first responded.

I have no wife, or girlfriend, I am a very lonely man.

The first fishermen didn't unders...

What do you call professionals trolls?

Master baiters

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What’s the difference between a professional fisherman and a teenage boy?

One’s a master baiter, the other’s a masturbator!

They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but what happens when someone can’t catch any fish?

They become master baiters.

My fisherman friend got his Master's degree.

Now he's a Master Baiter.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

What do you call a banker who is also a skilled fisherman?

A loanely master-baiter.

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure...

...I'm a master baiter

Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest?

Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.

Heard this conversation passing by in college today.

Guy: Do you know why I'm such a good fisherman?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Because I've got a nice rod and I hook all the ladies with it.
Girl: I figured it was because you were a master baiter

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