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Bad Jokes Jokes

What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?

Condoms.

Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon.

When nobody laughed he would follow with, "Ah well. I guess you had to be there."

Bad jokes are the best jokes

Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?



I believe it… I’ve never eaten a monkey, have you?

What happens to people who make bad jokes?

They get pun-ished.

I heard we’re telling bad jokes, so here’s mine.

Long ago there lived a Cheerio in a small village beneath a giant mountain, which had a small town of its own on top.

This famous town was known for one thing, in this town, if you wait in line, you can receive anything that you want, but to reach it, you must climb the difficult mountain al...

Why did the alcoholic tell bad jokes at the comedy club?

He did it for the boos.

The police said they’d arrest me if I kept telling bad jokes.

I stopped because I was scared I would end up in punitentiary.

My girlfriend started lying to me because of all my bad jokes.

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We have always been such a happy couple and everything was fine for 3 years straight. Of course I always felt comfortable in front of her and felt like I can tell her anything. That's where I was wrong.

A few months ago I noticed that she became annoyed by my dumb jokes that were o...

Bad Jokes

Q. How did the man feel when he fixed the broken plug socket.

A. Shocked.

Q. How much did the rich man lift in the powerlifting competition.

A. A pound.

Q. How did the jewellers speech go.

A. It was crystal clear.

Q. How did the plumber feel when gave blood....

What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?

The first letter.



PS: as a dad I'm allowed.

There's a lot of bad jokes. Especially the one about the dessert thief

That one really takes the cake

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair ...

This is a bad joke

So there is this man, and he has no arms, but he wants a job as a church bell ringer. So he goes for the interview, and the interviewer says “how can you ring the bell? You have no arms.” And the man says “like this.” He goes up to the tower and steps to the edge. He runs and slams his head into the...

What do bad jokes have in common with the planes on 9/11?

They don't stick the landing.

I hate bad jokes.

They should be pun-ishable by law.

All my friends know my second favorite activity is making bad jokes.

My favorite activity is making lists that start at two.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes...

I guess her love was pun-conditional.

Here in Portugal we call bad jokes 'dry jokes'. Do you want to see an example?

The desert

I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.

\-A dad on New Year's Eve

How do you call a nationwide spread of bad jokes?

Pundemic.

I'll show myself out.

A mushroom goes into the hall of bad jokes and says “I’d like to submit a joke of my people”

The receptionist looks at him and says “listen buddy we have so many bad jokes here that I’m not sure we can squeeze yours in. It has to be exceptionally bad, let me hear it.”

Mushroom: “so a shroom goes on a date with this girl and she says ‘tell me about yourself’ and he says ‘well I’m a fu...

Which part of the eye tells bad jokes

The corny-a

I knew a guy in high school, he always told bad jokes so we called him the joke

anyway, one time at prom he was dancing near the table with bowls of different punches, all of the sudden he fell straight on his spine and scared everyone.

long story short the joke fell flat and he missed the punch line.

I'm obsessed with bad jokes about arenas said in a German accent.

You'll understand venue experience them.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere.

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