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Axl Rose Jokes

Where did Axl Rose get arthritis?

In his Sha-na-na-na-na knees knees

People tend to associate slash and axl rose

But last time I got my tires slashed, my axels sank

What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened?

'Buns n Hoses'

How does Axl Rose ask for more dessert?

"May I have another piece of pie-ee-i-ee-i-ee-ie?"

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Axl Rose, Bon Jovi, and Stevie Wonder are invited to an exclusive party for musicians. The bartenders have been said to be an “exciting surprise”.

So Axl, Bon and Stevie visit out of curiosity. They sit at the bar and grab the bartender’s attentions. They swing by, and reveal themselves as the members of Survivor: Dave Bickler, Jim Peterik, and Frankie Sullivan. Axl, Bon, and Stevie groan as they expected someone with more credentials.

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Guns N’ Roses got their tour bus lifted

Axl Rose

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