A Nobel award winning physicist, who was afraid of flying, was on speaking tour of the nation's top colleges. He travelled by limousine to each destination to give his speech. After two dozen engagements, the physicist and the limousine driver were having dinner before the next speech. The limous...
Did you hear about the award winning science film about oil and water?
It’s immiscable.
My friend is selling sells his award winning Doberman
When asked why he replied. "It attacked and killed my mother-in-law last week and I don't need it anymore.
I starred in an award winning one man show...
about my life growing up in a small town. Because I love them so much, I bought my grandparents expensive box seats to see it. After the show they were so excited to tell me how great it was. My grandpa looked at me with pride in his eyes and said, “Congratulations. You played yourself.”
Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer?
Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
Breaking Celebrity News! Academy Award winning Actor, Simmons, and children's book Author, Rowling, eloped earlier today.
JK
I was driving past a mental asylum
I was driving past a mental asylum when all of a sudden my tire comes off and rolls down the hill along with the nuts.
I was so angry I started cussing on my way down the hill to collect the tire because I couldn’t find the nuts, which grabbed the attention of someone in the asylum, he said I...
There was once a poem contest...
Contestants were supposed to use the word **Timbuktu** in their poem. All contestants gave their best poems but then came along the priest and his poem was
*All along through my life*
*i had no children and had no wife*
*I read the Bible through and through*
*...
A question was asked in a talent contest
A question was asked in a talent contest:
If you're married to one of the twin sisters, how would you recognize your wife?
The award winning answer was...
"Why Should I?"
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A Welsh Airways plane experiences technical trouble...
Welsh Airways pilots Dai and Rhodri are struggling to control their stricken aircraft as it plummets towards the ground. The aircraft is loaded with high value cargo, including a flock of award winning sheep.
Rhodri: "We're going to have to crash land somewhere!"
Dai: "But what about ...
Matthew McConaughey walked into a deli to order a sandwich
“What can I get for you?” the shopkeep asked.
Matthew replied, “well my good man, you see I’ve had the good fortune of becoming a world renown celebrity, an academy award winning actor, I’ve played some of the most iconic roles in television history, and I’m even known for my whimsical yet c...
Three men die together in an accident and are sent to hell...
Two of the men are quite tall and lean, and the other man is a very short, fat guy.
The devil welcomes them to hell. He tells the three men that they have a chance to redeem their souls and go to heaven. If one of them men can find something the devil can't catch, he will let all three asce...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
