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Artificial Leg Jokes

Who would steal an artificial leg?

***I'm stumped.***

I bought my girlfriend an artificial leg for Christmas this year

I thought it would make a great stocking filler

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Dance

A guy lost an eye and all he could afford was a wooden carved replacement. Needless to say, he was very self-conscious about it. Once a friend convinced him to go to a dance. He stood around the edge of the dance floor for a long time and spotted a nice looking lady with an artificial leg. Muste...

A guy is walking along and sees a farmer out in the field with a pig.

The pig has an artificial leg.

The guy walks up to the farmer and says "Wow, I've never seen a pig with an artificial leg before."

The farmer points to a house across the road and says "See that house? That's my house. We had a fire about a month ago. That pig came in and rescued me, w...

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