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What do you call a pirate without his fake leg?

A one legged man without a peg to stand on

My dog is an amputee and his fake leg fell off while we were showing it to our friends.

It was quite the faux paw.

Today I learned about Harvey E. Brown, a civil war surgeon who had so many amputations he ran out of fake legs and had to use a shovel.

It was a ground-breaking medical procedure.

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