She’ll say “Don’t forget, next Wednesday we’re seeing Ariana Grande”
What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
\*Thanks to my dad for this one
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What does Ariana Grande...
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?
A Mac Miller.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do Frosted S'mores and Ariana Grande have in common?
They're both pop tarts.
My girlfriend looks a little like Ariana Grande
And a lot like Patrick Ewing
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation
Johnny on his first day of high school
Johnny sat in a circle with the rest of his new classmates on his first day of high school.
Teacher: Now kids we're going to play a game so we learn a bit about each other. We're going to go around the circle and each person is going to tell me their name, favourite animal and who they'd take...
Who is the biggest singer right now?
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I should name my dog Ariana Grande
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande
Bishop Charles Ellis III has spoken of his embarrassment over groping Ariana Grande..
He says he felt a right tit.
ISIS has issued a travel warning to terrorists
The terrorist group has urged supporters to avoid “the land of the epidemic”.
Meanwhile in Britain, Ariana Grande concert tickets are selling out a lot faster.