UPJOKE

My wife said we could each have 3 hall passes. She picked Henry Cavil, Jason Momoa, and Matt Damon; but then she got mad at me for my picks...

Apparently her sister, our kids kindergarten teacher and and Kelsey in the marketing department were the wrong answers.

Jason Momoa ran down my lawnmower.

He was chasin’ ma mowa

I think Jason Momoa looks terrible as Aquaman...

...they should have chosen someone who looks more finnish.

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