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Apostrophes Jokes

Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?

They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.

I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I..

...also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces.

What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?

They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!

Ladies: They say you shouldn’t date apostrophes - but I disagree.

Sure, they can be possessive but they’re the only one ever findin’ that g-spot.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do apostrophes and demonic behavior have in common?

They're both signs of possession.

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Apostrophes are like sex ed

If you're not sure, don't put it in

Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

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