I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.
So close, yet sofa.
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I was at a Christmas party with a stunning German girl . . .
I noticed she was standing directly underneath a Mistletoe. I approached her and asked flirtatiously 'Ooh, what's that little thing above you?'
'Its called an Umlaut.'
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What did the naive German make for breakfast?
An umlaut.
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