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Anti jokes

What smells like blue paint?

Red paint


What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead



Feel free to share some anti jokes in the comments i'd love to hear so...

Anti jokes

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family.

Anyone know any good anti jokes?

Anti jokes are basically jokes that are so serious and deliberately not funny to the point where they are funny. Yeah its hard to explain. But I was looking for some good ones that aren't already on the anti joke website so share them if you know any.

The worst thing about anti jokes are

The disappointing punchlines

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