A callow youth walks into a talent scout’s office…
…gingerly cradling a cardboard box with some small holes poked in two sides.
After sitting nervously among a four-foot-tall sword swallower, a violinist with six-fingers on each hand, and a sexy contortionist named LuLu LaFrance who whispered something in his ear that turned him beet red, the...
You hear about the latest computer that the Army’s using?
Well, this general puts in a question. The question is this: ‘Will there be peace or war in our time?’
The wheels whir. The lights flash. The machine grinds out the answer: *Yes.*
The general is upset. He feeds back the question: "Yes, what?"
The answer c...
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