Animal Hospital Jokes

He was a veteran Aryan.

My wife and I were driving home from dinner one night when I hit a small animal. "Pull over and see if it's all right." my wife insisted. Turns out that I had hit a baby skunk. My wife, an animal lover, picked up the hurt baby skunk and told me to drive to the animal hospital. As we were driving, sh... read more

An old, crotchety farmer woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. The man clutched his chest and fumbled for the telephone to call an ambulance, fearing that he was having a heart attack.

Upon arriving at the hospital, the man, stable but still in quite a bit of pain, was greeted ... read more

The husband is driving, and accidentally hits a raccoon. They get out to check, and the poor thing is alive but feels very cold. The get it in the car to bring to an animal hospital.

The husband says "hold it between your legs to help warm it up"

She says "but its wet, and smells bad"... read more