I’ll admit; my business plan of impersonating and running marathons on behalf of fee paying clients who want prestige without effort, is not going well.
But I’d still give you a run for your money.
Sherlock Holmes arrives back at Baker Street as Watson is heading out of the door.
"Where are you off to Watson?"
"Oh, I've got a date with Ella from down the road. She left me a note for where to meet." Says Watson, "see you in a few hours!" and he leaves, shutting the door behind him.
30 minutes later, Watson returns.
Sherlock is sitting in his chair, smok...
Putin calls the head of a Russian space program to his office:
*Putin* - We need to increase prestige of motherland! Send a man to the Sun! *Head of space program* - Ummm, but Sun is a star mine president... it’s burning and they will burn to death there! *Putin* - Do you think I’m an idiot?! Launch them at night!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.
Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.
"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.
A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, an...
Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV.
Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?" "Do what?" asked Mick.
"Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day after day, week after week. No matter if it's oicy, rainin?, snowin?, hailin? .. .. .. why would they torture...
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Jeffrey vs. Clown (long)
Jeffrey is a young man growing up in a small, mid-century town. He's a sensitive, bookish type, but overall Jeffrey is a nice guy with a good heart. One day, the circus comes to town. Having nothing else to do (as there was no internet or video games in that time), Jeffrey decides to buy a ticket....