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Dirty Harry Jokes

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Dirty Harry...

Dumbledore turns to Mcgonagall...
"Minerva, you're such a dear friend. There's something I've been meaning to share with you. You see, Minerva I'm gay."

Professor Mcgonagall looking quite shocked meets his eye,

"Why Albus, you must be joking!"

"NO, Minerva. I'm fucking Sirius...

The Dirty Harry line wouldn't have worked in the flintlock era

"Did he fire one shot or only zero?"

[OC] Once upon a time, there were these two dust mites - Dusty and Harry

They both grew up together, going to the same school, living in the same couch cushion.

They were both always the popular mites. Harry was the bad boy of the class, earning the nickname Dirty Harry.

Dusty, on the other hand, was the sweetheart all the mites wanted to be with.

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