Bruce Lee Jokes - 45 Hilarious Bruce Lee Jokes

Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.

I met a few of his cousins too;

The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.

The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.

The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.

The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.

The one who is so sure of himsel...

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

Wah-taaaaaaaaaaa

Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee

Brocco Lee

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother…

Sudden Lee

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

WAAAATAAAA!!!!

(Gotta say it is loud kung foo fighting noise). It’s a winner every time.

Do you know why there qre so many Chuck Norris jokes, but not many Bruce Lee ones?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke

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Bruce Lee

Everyone remembers him and his son Brandon Lee but people rarely talk about Barry Lee and seldom mention Vague Lee.

Some girls at my gym were saying I was related to Bruce Lee.

I had to politely let them know I wasn’t, and my name isn’t Ugg, either.

Bruce Lee had a cousin who used to get beaten up a lot...

He was known as Bruise Lee.

[oc] What do you call a non aggressive Bruce Lee?

Friend Lee

Have you met Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

He’s called Broco Lee.

What was Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Waaaaa-tttaaaahhhhhh

What does Bruce Lee order in Burger King?

WOPPAAAH!

What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian cousin?

BrocoLee

Bruce Lee was at a doctor's appointment, but an hour passed and the doctor still wasn't there. Bruce did not get up, leave, or complain. Instead he stayed sitting in his seat.

He was waiting patient Lee.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Donkey could take down Bruce Lee...

...because he entered the dragon

What’s donkey from shrek’s favorite Bruce Lee movie?

Enter the dragon

What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WAH-TAH!

I painted half a picture of Bruce Lee & quit:

I'm a Partial Artist

Why does Bruce Lee get excited when he visits Texas?

Because that means he can eat at WA-TAAAAburger

Everyone knows of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee

He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee

Bruce Lee Charged With Carrying A Concealed Weapon.

He had his hands in his pockets.

What does a trebuchet in a convent and Bruce Lee have in common?

They're both nunchuckers.

Yes lame but it's OC

Rumor has it Bruce Lee once owned a pet bear

Its name was Grizz Lee!

What do you call Bruce Lee pulling a Radio Flyer?

Enter the wagon.

Bruce Lee: “flow like water, you understand”

Me: “water you saying?”

Bruce lee would beat dwane Johnson in a fight

Water erodes rock

Why did Bruce Lee's brother Earl make it to work before his shift began?

Because he's Earl Lee!

1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH!

2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger?
WHOPPAH!

3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight?
HYAAAAATT!

If you understand how Bruce Lee felt while stoned and reaching nirvana...

You'd be in a high Lee enlightened position

In high school I was best friends with a pair of Chinese twins, Ving and Ling.

Ving truly hated his name and wanted to change it to Lee, as in Bruce Lee, but Ling kept trying to convince him not to do it since it was a big part of their heritage.
One day he decided it was finally time to go through with it, so me and Ling accompanied him to the courthouse, while Ling kept...

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I am like the Bruce lee of sex. No I am not amazingly handsome and highly skilled and charismatic,

but I will knock the wind out of your body with my 1 inch punch.

Your mama so dumb.

She thought Bruce Lee was an adverb.

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I heard this one a few years ago and just remembered it after some time. I don't know if it's already been posted here or not, and if it has, I am sorry! I've also made some edits to it because, well, I don't have the original at my fingertips right now.

When I was in high school - in 10th or 11th grade I think - our class got two new students about midway through the school year. They were twins - a brother and sister - and they were from China. They'd moved to the U.S. only recently, yet they still had a pretty good education in English and I assu...

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A Chinese family moved into my neighborhood when I was in high school...

They had a pair of twins, named Ving and Ling, who were my age. I liked Ving, but his sister Ling was kind of a bitch. Eventually, Ling told me that he hated his name, and he wanted to change it. I asked him, "What do you want to change your name to?" and he said "Lee. You know, like Bruce Lee?" Lin...

My dad was Bruce Lee’s student. He now teaches different types of moves in our giant backyard.

Generally there are many different lines of people wanting to learn how to kick, use nunchuks, punch, karate chop, etc.

Recently due to the pandemic, lesser people have started showing up and he’s started losing money.

Some people still show up to learn how to kick and use weapons, b...

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Dex: Wife and me fuck like rabbits every night.

Ter: You lucky bastard. Only get it once a month and I call it the bruce lee night.

Dex: Why the fuck do you call it that for?

Ter: Because it’s the night I enter the dragon

So, last semester I met this guy in my business class

He was cool & an international student. His name was Ving and was from China. His English was really good for a second language, better than I could ever be learning a second language. We’d often hang out and I show him the sites and tourist destinations in my city. He's much cooler as well as b...

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The tale of my chinese friend and his struggles

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...

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One day in math...

...we got two new transfer students. They were twins named Ving and Ling who had moved in from Korea. I sat next to Ving during class and I got to know him pretty well. We liked the same books, movies, games, you name it! At the end of the quarter, we had a huge unit exam, it was about 30% of our gr...

What's the difference between an open box of stinky cheese and a Kung Fu master?

One is loose brie and the other is Bruce Lee

What is a ninja's favorite beverage?

WA-TAHHHHH!

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

## Because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee on the other side!

Credit: Saw the comment in this [tribute video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wL3AA4BP0) [1:55]

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I went to a high school with a set of Chinese twins...

In high school, I was in class with a set of Chinese twins named Ving and Ling. Me and Ving got along pretty well, she'd help me with my trig and I'd help her with English. One day she asked me for help on changing her name. She didn't like the name Ving because it was too stereotypical. I would pro...

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