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2020s Jokes

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God: Gabriel, have you finished setting up future events for the 2020s?

Gabriel: Yes, God, I have - wait, did you say 2020s plural? As in the decade?

God: Of course, what else?

Gabriel: I thought you meant 2020 the year.

God: You put a decade worth of history in one year?

Gabriel: Yes

God: Well, shit.

What's the difference between the 1920s and 2020s?

Depression happens at the start of the decade now.

The 1960s started with beetle mania The 2020s have started with bat fever...

Well I’m hoping Covid-19 is just a one-hit wonder, you know, like “Come on Eileen” or John Lennon’s first wife

*cue Yakov Smirnoff voice*

In 1990s, you search internet. In 2020s, internet search you.

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