Arabic (Yemeni) joke. Don’t mind the translation if it’s not accurate

A Yemeni man traveled to Nigeria for work. On the first day he saw a funeral. The men were carrying the body on their heads. On the second day he saw a second funeral. This time they were carrying the body by their fingers, so he asked them why they do this.

They told him we carry the dead a...

If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...

... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.

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I was fed up with being burgled and robbed every other day in my neighbourhood...

The alarm system was of no use so I tore it out and deregistered from our ineffective local Neighbourhood Watch.
Instead, I've Planted a Syrian, Afghanistan, Yemeni and Iranian flag in four corners of my front garden.
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