What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

One night in Baghdad, an American, an Englishman and an Iraqi were sitting, chilling with cold beer in a night bar.

The American took his glass, drank the beer, threw the glass into the air, pulled his pistol, shot the glass, commenting that they have such cheap glasses in America that they do not have to drink from the same one twice.

The Englishman, impressed, grabs his glass and does the same thing as ...

How is the tourism industry doing in Baghdad?

Boomin'.

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation...

A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What did the Iraqi teenager say to his father when he came home?

I'm Baghdad.

A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a brand new bag...

The girl, excited, replied, "Thanks for the Baghdad!"


I'll show myself out now

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Hey girl, are you from Iraq?

Because you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.

My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad".

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I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad

Problem is... it blew itself up

What does Saddam Hussein and a sperm cell have in common?

One lived in Baghdad the other lives in your Dad's bag.

So My father got a part time job at a grocery store

Something to keep him occupied. I was there the other day, in his check out line, and he asked if I wanted boxes and I said I'll just take a Baghdad

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What's the most commonly played song at a strip club in Iraq?

Baghdad ass up.

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What do Iraqi girls do at the club?

They Baghdad ass up.

After years of searching for his missing journalist father, a man gets a call from the U.S. Embassy...

“I regret to inform you that we’ve located your father’s remains. They were found buried in a sack somewhere in Iraq.”

“Oh no! Baghdad?”

“Try to remember how he lived, not how he died.”

An Iraqi man was fleeing the Saddam Hussein regime in 1997....

An Iraqi man was fleeing the Saddam Hussein regime in 1997 and ended up in a refugee camp in India. There, he met a lovely young woman, who happened to be the caretaker of the camp. They eventually started dating and were truly in love. One night, the woman asked if he would marry her.

The we...

What did the son say to his father when he lost his suitcase in the airport on their trip to the middle east?

"Where's baghdad?"

Brazilian Soldiers

An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President.

"Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents....

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

Bombing

Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing..

Where did the father of the paper sack live?

Baghdad!

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