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War On Drugs Jokes

How to win the war on drugs

1) legalize all drugs.
2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

I think winning the war on drugs is impossible.

I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs.

If the war on drugs was a literal war...

How many of you would shoot heroin?

What is the difference between the War on Drugs and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 50 years. (Nixon declared it in 1971)

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Politicians have been fighting the war on drugs for a long time and it's obvious that they're losing.

Maybe they should try doing it sober instead.

In light of the recent fentanyl incidents. Who would have thought the solution to the war on drugs...

Was just stronger drugs???

What happens when a soldier gets high?

He's fighting a war on drugs.

The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs.

It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.

Methamphetamine was used widely by both axis and allied soldiers in WW2.

Making it the true War On Drugs.

Three Men are sitting at a bus stop

The first man says, "I served in the U.S. Army for 10 years. I was involved in the Korean War."

The second man says, "Nice. I served in the United States Marine Corps for 8 years. I was involved in the Iraq War."

The third man says, "I was involved in the War on Drugs. I served 15 year...

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