War And Peace Jokes - 6 Hilarious War And Peace Jokes

My dad asked me, “Do you know what I love about the book War and Peace?”

Me: Not really.

Dad: Well, it’s a long story.

I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read.

It's only 3 words.

I just started practicing some speed reading techniques. Last night I read "War and Peace" in about 10 seconds.

I know it's only 3 words but it's a start!

A general reads War and Peace

A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it "liked the first half, hated the second. " he said

I decided to read War and Peace whilst walking over the Golden-Gate,

I'd heard the abridged version was easier to finish.

I asked a girl to come back to my place and as she was looking through my books...

She asked, "How come you've got so many copies of 'War and Peace'?"

I replied, "It's a long story..."

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