Wait What Jokes

A man finds himself in a line to see "God". He can hear the conversations God has with each person as they reach the front of the line. Apparently the Lord is using a particular method to expedite coming up with proper punishments.

"No one knows your sins better than you my child, thus you sh... read more

Joke #134,789 for those that wish to just chuckle now,

Little boy returns from a school field trip to a farm. His mother asks him what he saw and he replied, "Well we saw sheep, goats, chickens, a neat dog, ducks, and a fucker."

"Wait what was the last thing you saw?". The boy answers,... read more

and for whatever reason, they find themselves in an orphanage in Germany. There is this little German boy they really liked to adopt, and they decide to ask the nun if they can adopt him.

"You want to adopt little Volker?" the nun asks.

"Yes, of course. Why, is something wrong with Vol... read more