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Say Hi Jokes

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Two tampons are walking down the street, which one will say hi to you?

None, because they're just stuck-up cunts.

Who should you never say hi to on a plane?

Jack.

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72 virgins say hi

Get in here doofus! The Reddit Enthusiasts Meetup is about to start!

73 virgins sit down.

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20,018,884 virgins say hi

You say hi back.

20,018,885 virgins stare at each other awkwardly.

How does a german cowboy say hi?

Audi

How to audio files say hi to one another?

They just .wav

How two bees say hi to each other?

Wasp

How does a texan cat say hi?

Meowdy

How do southern Chinese people say hi?

Ni-Howdy

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Whenever I see a girl walking her dog, I always say hi to the dog first.

Bitches love that.

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Why did the Romans say hi 5 times to the homosexuals?

Because HIV

So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ...

There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.

The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

The Pope exclaims, "Every couple of years?? What!!?? We're sti...

I tried to get my stovetop to be more friendly by making it say Hi all the time.

Things got heated pretty quickly.

;)

Maybe Jesus didn't like your chocolate?

So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.

The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

The Pope excla...

My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me!

I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us.

Russians really don't like to share.

I just bought a new apartment the other day and went to say hi to one of my new Russian neighbors.
Instantly this guy just says "private" or "privet" or something like that.
I just wanted to say hi...

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