50 Cent Jokes - 59 Hilarious 50 Cent Jokes

I heard 50 Cent wasn’t expected at the half time show

I didn’t think it was a surprise he came out after two quarters

Anyone see 50 cent perform at the Super Bowl?

Inflation is real

What does 50 Cent call himself in Russia?

50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rubles

I asked 50 Cent for some advice

Now he is 48 Cent

50 Cent Concert

Guy: Dad Give me some money, I want to go to the 50 cent concert.

Dad: Here is a dollar, take your sister along

50 Cent has officially changed his name

It’s now 3.50 to adjust for inflation.

I really love 50 Cent...

...Or as we call him here in Zimbabwe, '200 million dollars'.

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam

I’d have $ 6.30 now.

My favorite rapper is 50 cent

Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds.

Due to recent changes, 50 cent has changed his citizenship to the UK.

After experiencing weight gain, he is being converted to UK currency and will now be known as "50 pounds".

What did 50 Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?

Gee, you knit?

Putin once said: “I really like 50 cent”

“Or as we call him in Russia, 4 million ruble”.

If I had 50 cents for every time I'd read a 50 cent joke today...

I'd have about tree fiddy.

I am a big fan of the rapper 50 cent,

Or as they call him in Zimbabwe, 400 billion dollars.

The rapper 50 Cent is known by many names

For instance, in Russia they call him 1352 Ruble

**Edit:** Make that 1459 Ruble

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

400 million dolla man.

What happens when 50 Cent eats his food?

58.

Fifty ate.

Okay I’ll just see myself out.. sorry.

How DARE you all make fun of 50 Cent’s weight from last night?!

It took a lot of courage for those two guys to hang upside down on national television!

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Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…

He’s now called 50/50.

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Steve dates a girl for the first time

Unfortunately, he doesn't know anything about sex, so he fears that it could get serious

Desperate he asks his friend Tom, a real Casanova, for some tips

Tom thinks for a little bit and says:
"Alright, if you want to please a girl, its all about movement. Let's do an exercise!"
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I really love the rapper 50 cent

Or as what we here in Zimbabwe call him.
4.563 billion dollars.

Edit: This is my first post. Thank you for the 9 likes.

Once 50 Cent fell into a well

And his wish came true

So 50 cent was angry with his german girlfriend

He was about to hit her and she screamed 59!!!!!!!!!

50 cent gave Eminem a Christmas gift

Eminem was taken aback and choked up as he unwrapped the beautiful hand-made Christmas sweater.

Holding back tears, he turns to 50 and asks...

G-g-g-gee, you knit?

What did 50 Cent’s friends say when they saw him crocheting a sweater?

G...you knit?

I heard Venezuelans like 50 Cent

But they call him two thousand dollars.

Curtis Jackson, aka 50 cent, considering to run for office. His first campaign slogans released.

Change we can believe in! The change we need!

What happens when you remove 90% talent from 50 cent?

You get a Nickelback

What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent feat. Nickelback

Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion

What happened to the beef between 50 Cent and Ja Rule?

50 cent gave Eminem a really high quality sweater for xmas. EMINEM was super thankful and said to him

GEE, YOU KNIT.

Who knew.

How much in royalties did 50 Cent get paid by Republicans?

It's obviously a cover of Get Rich or Die Tryin'

My son disliked the present he received from 50 Cent.

It was cheap and badly rapped.

Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond...

10,000 Pounds

If 50 cent were a woman.. would her name be 35 cent?

Credit : twitter @the_anastasia

50 Cent? For an Eminem?

Man that’s Ludacris

50 Cent is a very insightful person. Wherever he goes, he tailors his shows to be inoffensive to local cultures and customs.

At his latest gig in Harare he performed under the name "4 Billion Dollars".

50 cent declares bankrupcy...

he hasnt got a dollar to his name

50 Cent goes to a small town for a concert and meets the mayor.

The mayor, being a fan and trying to be casual, offers to show him around town. Before long, he realizes that 50 cent seems to be a little off, because he is asking the mayor to identify inanimate objects. He points to a sewer, and the mayor says, "Sewer." He points to a streetlight, and the mayor p...

The Captain of the Highland Dragoons goes into the apothecary shop

The Captain of the Highland Dragoons goes into the apothecary shop, marches up to the counter, throws a stretched, worn out condom full of holes on the counter, and demands "How much to have it repaired?"

The apothecary replies "Two shillings."

The Captain responds "How much for a new ...

My wife is a hooker?

My wife woke me this morning after being out all night I asked her where she was and she told me that because we were going through some money problems she decided that she was going to go on the game and after a lot of arguing I asked how much money she made and she said 4 thousand 6 hundred 40 eur...

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A husband and wife are eating breakfast.

The wife says, "I had a dream last night. I was at an auction, and they were auctioning penises. Nice-sized ones were going for $25, big ones were going for $50, and spectacular ones were going for $100."

The husband says, "Is that right? How much did one like mine go for?"

And the wi...

A man on his retirement, purchased a house situated near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first semester, three young boys came down the street, beating merrily on every bin they passed.

They did this the following day and the day's after that, for a week, until the man decided it was time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the boys as they banged their way down the street.

Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. In fact, I used ...

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A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?"

She replies, "All of them."

What do you get when you pay $0.55 to see a 50 Cent concert?

A nickel back.

Did you know that 50 cent's mother was german? Every time he did something wrong, she screamed

59!

Who's your favorite artist?

UN: "Who's your favorite artist?"

Israel: "Netta!"

UK: "Dua Lipa!"

Zimbabwe: "Fifty trillion Zimbabwean Dollars!"

UN: "What?"

Zimbabwe: "I'm sorry! 50 Cent, for you!"

went to the gas station to pump up my car tire... and the guy charged me 50 cents. I said “it was only 20 gents last week”.

He said “that’s the price of inflation”

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A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “that’ll be a dollar”

The guy thinks, “man, that’s cheap,” but the beer was delicious. So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance. “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine” bartender goes through a long process of showing the bottle. Opening it. Aerating the wine. Pouring it into nice a nice glass and says. “Tha...

What's a Russian's favourite rapper?

50 Cent

Or as they say in Russia, 10 million rubles

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Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them.

Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents off Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage. Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan. "We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you...

I had gotten a coupon for 50% off an Arizona Ice Tea yesterday.

After I bought the can an opened it, I suddenly heard a bunch of beats and rap music coming out of the can. I was really confused at why my beverage was playing rap music at me, but then I realized why.

I had gotten 50 cent Ice T.

Foolproof: How I became a billionnaire in just 15 days. You can do it too.

When my wife and I got married we only got 0.50$ of combined wealth.

I was wandering around in the fruit market in desperation, that was when I saw an apple for 50 cents. I was so hungry that I spent our 50 cents in a blink of an eye. On one apple.

But then it hit me: What have I done?...

What's the cheapest concert you could attend?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

Only $153.45 after taxes and Ticketmaster fees.

What’s Kanye West’s brilliant economic plan as president?

To put 50 cent into the Treasury

Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?

They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".

There are four quarters in the Superbowl

Thats why they had 50 cent at halftime

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Wealthy woman wants a divorce. NSFW

A wealthy woman tells her mother, “I’m divorcing David! I can’t take it anymore. All he wants is anal sex, and now my asshole is the size of a 50 cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel!”

The mother says, “You’re married to a multimillionaire, you have an 8 bedroom mansion, you dr...

Two guys want to go out drinking.

They both have no money, but only 50 Cent.
"No worries" said the first guy "I have an idea, how we can drink the whole night anyway. Let's go to the butcher and buy a sausage for 50 Cent. I put it in my pants. We go to a bar and after finishing our drinks, you go on your knees, open my pants and ...

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