The Dream Jokes

Two old friends caught up for lunch. Jake and Oliver hadn't seen each other for over twenty years. "How have you been?" Oliver asked.
"I've been good" Jake said, ordering from the menu. "I'm married with two great kids. Work is a bit dull but it pays the bills. How about you, how have you been... read more

Peter: My dream in life is to earn $500,000 monthly just like my dad!
John: Wow! Does your dad really earn that much in a month?
Peter: No! That’s also his dream!

He started his own successful nail company. There are two kinds of people he felt, those who built the world and those who just benefitted from it. So he was worried about his son as he handed over the business on retiring.

Within a year his son had completely automated the company, upgraded ... read more

A guy wakes up in the morning and tells his wife: “Wow darling, you won’t believe what happened. I dreamt I was forced to eat a live sheep and now I can’t see my pillow anywhere!”
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The wife answers, “The pillow’s fine, it’s lying right there on the floor, but I have been calling our dog in va... read more

A married woman has a dream on the night before her anniversary. She dreams that her husband bought her a gift box.

Inside that box was another box.

Inside that box was another box.

Inside that box was another box.

And inside the fourth box was a glistening diamond ring.<... read more

...he pulls over. Out of nowhere he hears a booming voice from above: "My son, you have lived a life of virtue, one that I would be proud of, ask me of anything and I will grant it."

Astounded the man thinks for a minute then says: "Well I wish that I could ride my bike to Hawaii. I wish ther... read more

one nightmare at a time

So, I went back to bed

The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.

> Back in the early 1960s a major psychology conference was held on behavior. Researchers presented paper after paper on the learning behavior of rats - how they ran mazes with their brains monitored electronically or rats on drugs and so on. Then someone presented a paper on human behavior. In t... read more

Hello dying I am dad.