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Victors Jokes

They say history is written by the victors....

But I've never seen an emu write before.

If my name was Victor, I’d become a historian.

Because history is written by the victors.

The Lion and the Elephant

Everybody knows that the lion is the king of the jungle. Always has been, and for generations it seemed like he always would be. One afternoon, however, after a particularly poorly received watering hole decision, the elephant had had enough.

“Lion,” he said, “I’ve been your major domo for a...

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