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Havard Jokes

You meet a vegan pilot that's running for senate that went to Havard and does crossfit. What's the first thing they tell you?

"I use Arch btw"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man is walking around Havard University.

He asks a student: "Can you tell me where the library is at?" The student replies: "Sorry, but here at Harvard, we don't finish our sentences with prepositions." The man the says: "Okay can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"

A Texan meets a Havard grad. Curious, he asks:

Texan: “Where are you from?”

Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”

Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”

The Complexities of Language

So on the first day of class, a Havard language professor says: "In English double negatives can become positives. But in some languages, like Russian, a double negative stays negative. But there is not one language in which a double positive becomes negative."
Then a student in the back shouts "...

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