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Vampire Hunter Jokes

First day as a vampire hunter: Wow this is easy

First night as a vampire hunter: Oh no

A bunch of vampire hunters needed to talk

So they scheduled a stakeholders meeting

An innocent man was killed by a vampire hunter.

It was a terrible mistake.

A vampire hunter's favorite thing?

Having a stake out.

My sister-in-law accidentally won a beauty pageant for vampire hunters

She's the new Miss Stake.

Two peasants turned vampire hunters entered the local cemetery....

...Looking for the dreaded vampire that threatened their homes. As they searched among the tombstones, they found one covered in blood, black as night and decorated with a bat motif. As night fell, they begun excavating it, getting to the coffin just as the last rays of the sun began to disappear. T...

A man and a woman are flirting in a bar

The woman asks the man what he does for a job to which he replies "I'm a vampire hunter"

"There are no vampires around here through" she says looking at him confused. He takes a long drink and says "you're welcome"

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