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Inseminate Jokes

What tool do you use to inseminate a sheep?

A laminator!

Blonde and the insemination man

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a

Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows,

the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to
impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above
where the cow's stall is in the barn. ...

A farmer had to leave the farm for the day and a guy was coming to inseminate a cow.

The farmer goes to his less than brilliant son and tells him the man is coming to inseminate a cow. The boy looks at him bewildered and says "I'll never remember which one Pa, there are too many." So the farmer drives a nail in the wall behind the cow's stanchion.

A couple hours later the m...

My cow just got artificially inseminated.

No bull.

One cow says to another, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

The second cow replies, "No way, I don't believe you."

The first says, "It's true, no bull."

The pig farmer...

A pig farmer is trying to raise pigs and is attempting to get his female pigs pregnant to no avail. He calls a Vet and asks how can he tell if his pigs are pregnant. The Vet tells him he'll know when the pigs are pregnant when they stop standing and go lay in the mud, he also tells him he may have a...

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A cowboy stumbles upon a magical snake in the desert…

Surprised he pulls his gun to kill it but the snake says ‘don’t, I’ll grant you three wishes!’.

Ok snake, says the cowboy, if you don’t, I’ll kill ya. First i want a mansion; the snake replies, granted!
A mansion appears there and there, in the middle of the desert.

The cowboy; as...

Country boy is late for school class

and teacher asks him "Why are you late? Where have you been?"

\- "I had to bring cow to be inseminated by a bull."

\- "Couldn't your father do it?"

\- "I guess he could but I though bull would do a better job."

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When a male Octopus finds a mate

When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis.
If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go fuck yourself" I don't know what is!

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A baby whale asks his dad where he came from...

Father whale: "From my penis that inseminated your mother."

Son: "I see... Thanks Dad"

Father: "You're whale cum"

I grew up in a farm.

Once I had to take a cow to be inseminated on a school day. My teacher didn't really appreciate this and asked why my dad didn’t do it himself. I told her that we only get calves with a bull.

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