What happened to the boy who called himself une fille?
He became a French trans later.
There were once three cats on a boat, named une, deux and trois
The boat crashed and une deux trois cats sank.
Une blague en Français - For french people only
Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.
Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.
Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (l...
A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool... (/r/AskReddit comments section liked it and I was told that you might like it, too)
*It's a joke I know in french. So I tried to translate it and did some improvments since my first comment, too:*
A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool.
The lifeguard asks to the class: "Does any one of you already know how to swim?"
Then the little Dimitri, all excited, an...
An English cat named One-Two-Three and a French cat named Une-Deux-Trois were going for a walk one day when they came across a small river...
One-Two-Three and Un-Deux-Trois started to argue about who would be able to swim to the other side of the river faster, so they decided to have a race.
It was a very close race, but in the end One-Two-Three won because unfortunately Une-Deux-Trois quatre cinq.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A woman enters a pet shop to buy a talking parrot.
She immediatly sees a colourful parrot with two strings attached on its legs. She asks the shopkeeper about this one, and he says:
\- It's because this particular parrot can speak 3 languages. \- Oh great, but what are these strings for? \- Let me show you.
He pulls the left ...
Two cats are having a swimming race across a pool. The first one is named one-two-three-cat The other is named une-deux-trois-cat Who wins
one-two-three-cat wins
une-deux-trois-cat-cinq
There are two cats, one called 1,2,3
And another called une deux trois. After many years of consideration, they decide to brave the swim across the English channel to visit Paris. Two days go by, and noone has heard from either feline. Their friends in England are starting to give up hope, when they receive word that 1,2,3 has su...
Two cats had a race across the English Channel.
One cat was British and the other French.
The British cat was named one two three. The French cat was named une deux trois
Which cat won?
Answer: The British cat.
Why? une deux trois cat sank
A Disney Language Joke I made up
The Disney Princesses had cats. Tiana's was named One, Two, Three, Snow White's was Eins, Zwei, Drei, and Belle's was named Une, Deux, Trois. They decided to put the cats on rafts and race them.
Tiana and Snow White's cats made it to the end, but Belle's died because
Une, Deux, Trois,...
cat race
There was a cat race
The cats were
1. one two three, an American cat 2. uno dos tres, A Spanish cat 3. une deux trois, A French cat
The three cats were in a water race, whoever gets to the end of the lake first, wins. the results came in and...
The American cat c...
You have to be from Hong Kong to get this joke.
My dad's coworker, Joachim, was applying for a visa to travel to America at the U.S. Consulate in Hong Kong. The immigration officer interviewing him ask where in the U.S. he was planning to stay.
"San Jose" , he answered.
The immigration officer corrects him that in the U.S. they pr...
Cat Race
In a competitive but fun way to decide which nation was better, Britain and France decided to have a cat race. The French cat was called un deux trois, and the British cat called one two three. Whichever cat made it across the British channel first would win and by doing so would crown their nation ...
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