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Three war veterans were having a beer at a port

They all had other nationalities; one was British, one was American and there was a German. They were having a chat in at a bar just close to the harbour 5 years after the war.

The Brit was telling about how good their motorcycles were. *we could drive almost 100 miles on one tank!*, said the...

A Lithuanian couple in a hotel

A Lithuanian couple go to a hotel in USA. They spot a mouse in the room.

"A mouse! Dear, call the lobby, you know at least some English, right?!"

The man picks up the phone.

"Helou."

"Can I help you?"

"Yes, dū jū nau Tom and Džeri?"

"Yes sir, of course."...

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