A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: (the Washington Post competition)
I'll go first... I love you and the smell of your hair,Please don't be home when I get there.
EDIT- I have to say, the rhymes and creativity; you all are incredible, Now I have to wonder who's most edible...(no really great job to all)
The most romantic first line, and least romantic second line.
- I want to feel your sweet embrace; But keep the paper bag upon your face. - I thought I could love no other - That is, until I met your brother. - I love your smile, your face, your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! - My love, you take my breath away. What've you steppe...
The Meaning Of Life
A young man goes to search for the meaning of life. He decides to ask around.
The first person he meets is a wealthy man. "That's easy," he says. "The meaning of life is to accumulate wealth. Then you can transform and inspire your community." The young man takes this advice to heart. He ...
I wrote this joke about a joke shop
A man sees a Joke Shop. He goes in.
There are three lines.
He joins one and slowly moves up the queue.
He sees all three lines head towards a big sign that says: "The End of the Joke"
He sees the guy at the end of the first line get given a tonne of cash and he runs out l...
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