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Twerk Jokes

*Dad walks into strip club*

Dad: “Twerking hard or hardly twerking?”

How to twerk

step 1. Reconsider

How do exotic dancers make money?

They go twerk.

Why was Jesus so good at twerking?

He always turned the other cheek

The owners of my local strip club have closed until further notice

Apparently nobody wants to twerk anymore!

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Went to a club with the wife and there was a guy on the dance floor going mental - twerking, breakdancing, spinning, moonwalking, back flips, the whole lot . My wife turned to me and said, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

I said, "By the looks of it, he’s still fucking celebrating!”

I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking...

My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills.

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How do strippers earn money during COVID times?

They twerk from home.

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What are strippers doing during quarantine?

Twerking from home.

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A man goes to a sex shop twerking...

Man: hey, here you sell that giant dildo that used 8 D batteries? (Still twerking while speaking)

Attendant: indeed we do, why are you asking?

Man: I can't turn it off.

What do you call a tool that shakes its bottom?

A twerk wrench.

I just saw Oregon has a drive-thru strip club. Today, we salute these frontline workers who are taking care of the Beaver State’s residents in response to COVID-19...

Heroes Twerk Here

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What did the owner of a strip club say when he found his girls slacking off?

C’mon ladies, are you twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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People wonder how my wife and I can still love our daughter even though she's a stripper

But she twerks for us

My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus.

It has stopped twerking.

Please select a secret question from the list to help us confirm your identity.

What was your mother's maiden voyage?

What city did you throw up in?

What was the make and model of your first jar?

What was your favorite high school bleacher?

What is your favorite shorts seam?

What street did you jive on when you were 9?

What was your fir...

Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up?

It wasn't twerking out.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Miley Cyrus's fiancé wants to break up with her.

When asked why, he said that it's not twerking.

The DOJ Recently Awarded a $500k Grant to "Hookers for Jesus" (OC)

As Jesus stated during The Sermon on the Mount in Matthew 5:16, "In the same way, let your light shine before others, so that they may see your good twerks and give glory to your Father who is in heaven."

Miley Gets Classy

One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."

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So a man is dying...

A man is dying, the doctors tell him. But the cure for his rare disease is strange... "The only way you'll live is if you start to eat things through your ass." The doctor said. "You're serious? That's gonna make me live? How embarrassing..." The man says. "Would you rather shove food up your butt, ...

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