After spending twenty two years surrounded by criminals, I finally saw the light of day again.
I'm so glad I left my job at the sporting organisation.
Do you know 10+10 is equal to 11+11?
10+10 is twenty, 11+11 is twenty two
What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?
There's twenty of them.
You can still smoke marijuana today.
Because four twenty two is four twenty too
A patient rushes to a hospital.
Patient: NURSE I NEED A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY!!! I'M HAVING A HUGE ISSUE RIGHT NOW.
The nurse sees the distress in the patients eyes and calls over the doctor.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I don't know doc. I woke up this morning and I'm half deaf. I only hear hal...
A group of comedians walk into a bar and take their seats at a table.
One of the comedians says, “Five!” And they all burst out laughing.
Another shouts, “Eight!” And they continue cracking up.
“Nine!” “Twelve!” Twenty two!” Soon, all of the comedians are laughing so hard it draws the attention of the bartender.
“What’s this all about? Why are yo...
[Long][A hospital had a very interesting offer, if the patient is treated, he will pay 350 dollars, if he can't get treated, the hospital will pay 1000 dollars.
One day, a greedy man heard of the offer and decided he would scam the hospital. He went to one of the doctors and said "I can't taste anything." The doctor asked the nurse to bring the twenty two number medicine. Patient took two drops and of the spat it out saying it was petrol. The doctor to...
The Dog Pound
Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Great Dane. The Pit Bull told the others "I was eating my dinner and my owner's two year old niece tried to grab my food, so I ripped out her throat. Now they are going to put me to sleep."
The German Shepher...
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