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Beatbox Jokes

What are a beatboxer’s 8 favorite things?

Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and boots.

I just opened a shop called Beatbox.

We only sell boots n cats.

What does a beatboxer do when he's extremely angry at some boxes?

He realizes he has anger issues.

This homeless fellow asked me if I could beatbox.

So I punched his shelter to smithereens.

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I can beatbox.

I can beatbox with my ass,

But it sounds like shit.

I'm a Beatboxer..

If you didn't catch my performance you can always listen to my tracks on Spitify.

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I walked into my local community center.

I was visiting a local community center because I was interested in learning a new hobby.


On my way to the office, I passed a group of guys in a beat boxing class.


I walked in and decided to try and fit in with my beatboxing skills, "bootssskts bootsskts uhh uhh my name is Chri...

What’s Chris Brown’s favorite type of music?

Beatbox

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I gave a woman a sore vagina.

That's the last time she asks me to beatbox.

What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson?

A beatboxer.

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