Who is the only higher ranked officer in the Chicken Army above Colonel Sanders?
General Tso.
Why doesn’t anyone have to worry about the Chinese invading
Because general tso is a chicken.
Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?
It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken
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