When people use metal detectors, they’re treasure hunters…
but when _I_ do it, I’m “a thief” and I “need to leave the war memorial.”
Double standards, man. I swear
What did the treasure hunter say when he finally found the map of the Golden City?
Atlas!
What have I named the Pie section of my bakery menu?
Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates
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