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What do you call a failed political campaign?

An **elect**ile dysfunction.

What do you call an alligator addicted to drugs?

A crackhead-ile

Did you hear about another recently discovered symptom of COVID-19?

Elect-ile dysfunction.

What is green and broken ?

A crooked-ile.

What do you call an IT professor who touches up his kids?

A PDF ile

What do you call a computer teacher that hits on his students?

A PDF-ile

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