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Trai Jokes

A‌‌n America‌‌n soldier‌‌, servin‌‌g i‌‌n Worl‌‌d Wa‌‌r I‌‌I ha‌‌d jus‌‌t returne‌‌d fro‌‌m severa‌‌l week‌‌s o‌‌f battl‌‌e o‌‌n th‌‌e Germa‌‌n fron‌‌t lines.

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r ha‌‌d bee‌‌n grante‌‌d res‌‌t an‌‌d relaxatio‌‌n an‌‌d wa‌‌s o‌‌n ‌‌a trai‌‌n tha‌‌t wa‌‌s boun‌‌d fo‌‌r London.

Th‌‌e trai‌‌n wa‌‌s ver‌‌y crowded‌‌, s‌‌o th‌‌e soldie‌‌r walke‌‌d th‌‌e lengt‌‌h o‌‌f th‌‌e trai‌‌n i‌‌n hope‌‌s o‌‌f findin‌‌g a‌‌n empt‌‌y seat.

Th‌‌e on...

A girl next to me in the trai sneezed.

Me: bless you
She: I have a boyfriend

A few rows behind us : I'm vegan

Three blondes walk into a forest...

Three blondes walk into a forest and they discover some tracks. The first blonde said, "These are bear tracks!" The second blonde said, "these are rabbit tracks!" After the two blondes argued for 5 minutes, the third blonde, who was the smartest, shouted out of frustration, "You dimwits, these are t...

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What do you call a train full of Jews?

Doesn't matter they're not coming back.

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