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Trail Mix Jokes

Do you know what’s in trail mix?

It’s nuts, man…

Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix

It has a lot of eminem in it

Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix?

There's only one nut in the bag.

I would never buy trail mix without dried fruit or chocolate.

That’s just nuts!

What do you put in your interstellar trail mix?

Astro-nuts

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A fly is hovering six inches above a lake.

Under the water, a fish is sizing up the fly. "If that fly would just drop six inches, I could eat it," it thinks.
On the shore of the lake, a bear is eyeing the fish. "If that fly drops six inches, the fish will go for it, and I can catch the fish while it's distracted."
On top of a nearby hi...

What did settlers eat when they headed west?

Oregon Trail Mix.

I hope this joke doesn't die of dysentery.

I asked my boss for a raise in pay

He replied, asking why I want raisins for as they already pay me peanuts. I told him I wanted to make trail mix.

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One day I was camping.

I had never been camping before, and didn't know too much about it. After a day of hiking and eating trail mix, I was exhausted. As I laid in my sleeping bag, I felt the urge to go to the bathroom. I was about to go outside, when I heard a noise. I figured it could be a dangerous animal, so I decide...

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