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Tom Petty Jokes

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I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant

It’ll be called, “Udon, know how it feels”

I don't think my GF is what Tom Petty would call and American Girl

She doesn't take it easy, and unfortunately, doesn't make me last all night.

Why does Tom Petty prefer to dive into a pool?

Because the wading is the hardest part.

Tom Petty died yesterday of a cardiac arrest

I blame the Heartbreakers

TIL Tom Petty had a brother that owned his own nail salon

Manny Petty

I guess Tom Petty must have gone to heaven.

He'd be back from the gates of hell otherwise.

After our radio station's accountant died in a parachuting accident, the program director told me to play some Tom Petty in rememberance after the obituary, as the accountant liked his music. However, when I did exactly that, he ended up putting my show off air. Dunno why.

Though maybe I shouldn't have played *Free Fallin'*...

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