Tom Clancy Jokes - 3 Hilarious Tom Clancy Jokes

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I love Tom Clancy, so I named my penis Ryan.

Now when I masturbate, I Jack Ryan.

Tom Clancy and Tom Cruise got in a fight.

One of then put up a novel fight and the other came up short.

Literary alcohol puns

I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?

Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...

50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red B...

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