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“That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest.” -Henry David Thoreau

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What do you call a stallion raised by a reclusive author on whole grain wheat? [oc]

A Thoreau-bred thoroughbred fed thorough bread.

I told my Dad I am going to delete all of my social media accounts, throw away my electronics and go live in the woods.

He told me I can't just Thoreau my life away.

Why is “Walden” such a good read?

Because the author is very Thoreau.

What kind of bedding can you buy at Walden Pond?

Thoreau pillows!

What do you call a cushion with transcendentalist views?

A Thoreau pillow.

Sometimes I want to leave society, live in the woods, and contemplate existence...

But I know that would be Thoreauing away my life.

Henry David! Why are you taking so long organizing your notes?

I just want to be Thoreau.

Confessions Of A Heavy Thinker

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than a social thinker.

I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking bacme more and more i...

Why did 'Civil Disobedience' take so long to write?

The author was being Thoreau

I just read an 8,265 word essay on civil disobedience...

And damn if it wasn't Thoreau.

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