DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
What would Hemingway call our current political nightmare?
Old men and disease
What do you get when you mix Ernest Hemingway and a shotgun?
A new Jackson Pollock painting
Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms"...
is his sequel, "Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"
The theme of my companies team building retreat this year was mindfulness. They asked each one of us to give two examples of an open minded person. They said there were no wrong answers but,
If your answer is author Ernest Hemingway and singer Kurt Cobain it gets you a meeting with HR.
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Longish literary-ish joke translated from Russian
Russia in the 1930s. Winter. Poverty. Famine. It's freezing cold. A poorly dressed kid is running across a courtyard with an armful of deadwood, followed by an angry caretaker.
The kid is running and thinking to himself: >I gotta put an end to this. After all, I come from a nice family,...
What's the most honest way to earn a living as a seamstress?
The Ernest Hemingway
Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor?
He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway.
A local prison introduced an English Literature course...
.. during the inmates' free time. The thought behind it was that if the prisoners had lessons on great writers such as Joyce, Hemingway, or Poe it would help them express themselves as well as helping with their rehabilitation back into society. Unfortunately, the program failed. It seems that when ...